Column: A.J. makes it all feel so real … again

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A.J. Burnett tips his cap to the PNC Park crowd in 2013, a familiar scene after so many starts. — GETTY IMAGES

DEJAN KOVACEVIC, DK ON PITTSBURGH SPORTS

“I want to win a ring, and I want to win it with Pittsburgh.”

See, that used to be a real hoot around here, spouting stuff like that. Because the ‘ring’ in this statement is a World Series ring. And ‘Pittsburgh’ points to the Pirates, the franchise that was Major League Baseball’s perpetual laughingstock. At least until A.J. Burnett arrived in 2012.

Which is precisely why it isn’t funny anymore.

Especially when the man himself is saying it.

“It’s about winning,” Burnett was telling us reporter types in a conference call this evening, minutes after he and the Pirates signed his one-year, $8.5 million, miles-below-market-value contract to return to the place he said made him the happiest. “It’s about being in a place where I know I can win it all. It’s about how many years I’ve got left. It’s about my family and my heart. To be able to get out where I want, I’m so lucky to have that opportunity. There’s nowhere I’d rather finish my career than in that city, with that organization and those people in that locker room.”

Anyone else flings out phrases like that, especially in a no-nonsense town like ours, and they’ll get called on it. Not this guy. Not the way he always makes it feel so real. Not after all he’d already done to win over Pittsburgh in his initial stint, and most certainly not after all he did to open a second — and yes, closing — chapter.

Let’s start there: Burnett will turn 38 and, as he made abundantly clear several times in the call, he’ll pitch one more season and call it quits. He’d hinted as such before but never this bluntly.

“One more,” he said. “This will be it.”

He knew that, too, after a 2014 in Philadelphia where he somehow logged a National League-high 34 starts despite a nagging hernia injury that required Oct. 3 surgery. He knew he’d have one more, even it were more for mental and emotional reasons than physical.

So when he was presented with two fairly attractive choices this fall for 2015 — he had a player option worth $12.75 million to return to the Phillies that required nothing more than his stroke of a pen, as well as a standing offer to pitch for the Orioles, the team based closest to his Maryland home — he instead turned to the third.

“I called Neal.”

Neal Huntington, of course.

“This wasn’t about money. I want to be in a place where I was really, really happy. This is just where I belong. There are some gut feelings you have to go with, and this was the one for me. I made it very clear to Neal, ‘This wasn’t about the money. Let’s just get it done.’ ”

He went further, ordering his longtime agent, Darek Braunecker, to negotiate with no team other than the Pirates. And once it became clear that money wouldn’t be an impediment — “I wanted Neal to have the flexibility he needed to put the team he wants on the field,” Burnett said — it took less than a week to put pen to paper.

“He’s a man who left a whole lot of money on the table,” Huntington said. “He wants to take care of unfinished business.”

“This was what A.J. wanted,” Braunecker said. “The way this played out, this was about nothing other than A.J. being back where he’s happy.”

Well, maybe not.

Lest anyone need to be reminded, this is A.J. And what made him happy wasn’t just the success he enjoyed with the Pirates but also the way he was almost singularly identified with it. He was the one who drew the rave reviews from teammates at his first spring training, as I vividly recall, gushing about how he was going to “change the culture” and “put this team on his back.” And he was the one who followed through on all that.

So when one speaks of A.J. being happy, it should always come with the assumption that winning is part of the equation. And in this case, based on the man’s words, that means winning it all.

Still not laughing, huh?

Maybe that’s because he can make us all feel like Hanley Ramirez at times:

Well, it won’t be simple, to say the least: Burnett rejoins a rotation still uncertain if it will have one or both of Francisco Liriano and Edinson Volquez, still waiting on long-term injury recoveries for Charlie Morton and Jameson Taillon, still without an everyday first baseman and, yes, to address the elephant behind the plate, still looking like they’ll lose Russell Martin to some megabucks team no matter how many megabucks they offer themselves.

And never mind that the Pirates can’t even know what they’ll get from Burnett. He’ll be 38 in January, and he’s coming off a rugged 2014 in which his perseverance was far more admirable than his productivity: 8-18 with a 4.59 ERA. He did have a highly impressive 196 strikeouts, and he did continue to get grounders at a good rate — that unusual combination having been his hallmark with the Pirates — but anyone who thinks there are no questions is kidding themselves.

What’s more, we don’t know about the injury. I asked Burnett about his pain tolerance in 2014, and he replied: “It wasn’t as much painful as there was a constant grab. I was under contract to pitch for the Philadelphia Phillies, and I gave them everything I had. I was in touch with doctors to make sure it wasn’t getting worse and just kept going.”

In theory, it should be much better in 2015. But it’s hardly known.

Here’s one area no one should sweat: A.J. will be a spectacular addition to the clubhouse.

He was always that in his first go-round, and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. Actually, I’ll take that further: Of all the myths anyone in the Pittsburgh media has ever tried to perpetrate, this was among the most despicable. He was loved by his teammates, even when he’d push them beyond their comfort level. Several of them told me throughout last season that they never lost touch with him, never stopped seeking advice. Atop that list was protege Jeff Locke, who practically begged him to come back. In September, Locke told me, “I’ve never been around anyone in my career who made that much of a difference.”

Positively, he meant.

Beyond the clubhouse, in the manager’s office, it’s no different. Sure, Burnett and Clint Hurdle had their infamous tete-a-tete in St. Louis when Hurdle chose Gerrit Cole ahead of Burnett for Game 5 against the Cardinals. But both men addressed that Friday, certainly to my satisfaction.

“There were some things we disagreed on near the end of the season, but we’ve talked about those, including here in the past little while,” Hurdle said. “We made sure everything was OK.”

“Honestly, I wish that never happened,” Burnett said. “If I had to do it again, I’d sit in that man’s office and listen to him. I would.”

You’d better be sure he will in 2015. Just as you can be sure that, from time to time, he’ll also pipe up, maybe even pop off. It’s who he is, and it’s what raised the Pirates to the level that they could make consecutive playoff appearances and speak as bluntly as so many of them — not just Burnett — will do now.

It’s asking a ton, and not just of Huntington. It’s more of a rallying cry, even an open challenge, as I see it. To Bob Nutting, to the front office, to Hurdle, to his teammates, even to the city.

A.J. wants to win a ring, and he wants to win it with Pittsburgh.

If that doesn’t sound like a slogan to play all summer long on Root Sports, I can’t imagine what is.