Five Qs at 5: Most-read, J-Hay, Mario, Roberto

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Heading to PNC Park to write a full column tonight, but before that happens …

Carlos Danger: Hi, DK. Since the site’s inception, which column had the most views? And which game thread had the most comments?

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The most viewed without any assistance from the wrong end of the commonwealth came that same month, a Jan. 2 Friday Insider that made waves regarding both Troy Polamalu and Simon Despres. Never had one quite like that, before or since.

The biggest day, of course, came when the Penguins acquired Phil Kessel. Nothing else even orbits that solar system. Monster day. Damned near brought the site down.

Of our top 50 columns since the start of the year — and bear in mind, for fairness, that the Steelers have been out of season the entire time — 28 have been about the Penguins or NHL, 16 have been about the Steelers or NFL, six about the Pirates or Major League Baseball.

As for comment counts, that’s not something we’d track. Heavy participation is welcome, as it translates into retention, and we’ve obviously invested a lot in making the commenting platforms of good quality. But it doesn’t illustrate traffic at all, and it’s not something that interests advertisers.

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shaman103: Where do you play Josh Harrison?

DK: Well, if you’ve seen Josh Yohe’s reporting from PNC Park this afternoon, you’ll know there’s already a plan in place from Clint Hurdle, and that’s to basically have Aramis Ramirez and Neil Walker give up at-bats at third and second base, respectively, while rotating five starters through three positions.

To be candid here, that’s a lot of moving parts to process fully within the hour of the announcement. My first impression is that it’s wonderful the Pirates are sticking by Jung Ho Kang, as had been reported in today’s Friday Insider. He’s earned that. I’m a lot less enamored of over-committing to Jordy Mercer and of interrupting Walker, who’s very much a streaky type. And we’re not even bringing up first base, which probably also will go the platoon route, given that Michael Morse is in there tonight for Madison Bumgarner. So there’s a lot there, a lot to see before any real judgment can take place.

Here’s how I feel for right now: The Pirates do need to get better defensively. I can appreciate that as much as anyone. But sorry, Mercer isn’t Ozzie Smith. And if this team is going to take on its own hard identity in time for the postseason, it’s far more likely to be one of a team that can hit rather than one can defend. So build from your strengths.

Which is to say, don’t bench your cleanup hitter for your No. 8 hitter.

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Snake: Pretty sure that Mario Lemieux is a big proponent of having two superstar centers. So say this season doesn’t go well and, at some point, the team is sold to a new owner. Do you think Evgeni Malkin might be in danger of being shipped out?

DK: I normally zip right past the hypothetical questions, but your opening portion there has a good bit of relevance.

When the Penguins are sold — and no, there’s nothing new on that front despite my repeated attempts to learn more —  Lemieux will remain a vital, visible part of the process. That’s very much in his DNA, very much his intention. And given Lemieux’s presence — I mean that in the strongest sense possible because he’s got a powerful one just by being in the room — he’s going to retain a voice, as well.

If I’m Joe Zillionaire and I buy the Penguins because I was really good at playing the hedge-fund market, it doesn’t mean I’m qualified to establish hockey philosophy. And if Lemieux is in the room, I’m still asking him a lot of questions. Same goes for Ron Burkle, to a different degree, as he’s become a much better and more involved owner than most people seem to realize.

Mario’s no dummy, to say the least. He’s going for the bucks, but he’s also going to put himself in a position where he can influence the franchise that bears his legacy.

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Lumbergh: To the Historical Uniform Department: I’ve long wondered, and done my own casual research to no avail, did Roberto Clemente ever wear a Pirates jersey with his name on the back?

I think the answer is no, but it’s hard to prove something that never happened. I feel like the merchandise the Pirates and others sell with his name is a misrepresentation, and I appreciate it more when fans around the country only need the “21” to conjure memories and tell stories.

DK: The Pirates first added names to the back of their jerseys in 1979, so the obvious answer is no, Clemente never wore any Pittsburgh jersey bearing his name. Here’s the entire history of their uniforms, culled from the team’s official media guide.

There are so many faux jerseys in all sports at this point — including those officially branded by the teams and leagues — that relevance like what you’re describing is barely a passing thought, it appears.

But rather than brandishing the consumer for that, put the blame where it belongs: Major League Baseball needs to retire No. 21 across the board and recognize Clemente for the Latin American icon, as well as the baseball icon, that he was and continues to be.

Here’s a column I wrote on that four years ago, in consultation with the Clemente family.

Here’s my sad follow-up a year later that the family gave up the fight.

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cbattin: DK, did you ever get a chance to interview one of your childhood heroes? And what was it like to interview him/her?

DK: I did, but the answer will disappoint you.

I interviewed — by phone — Colin Moulding, bassist/singer for XTC, the best band that ever was, way back in 1988. I was doing music reviews on the side back then, sitting at my desk inside the Post-Gazette building and shaking like a leaf. I absolutely could not believe I was speaking with the same voice I could hear in all those songs I loved and still do.

Athletes don’t have that effect on me and never have. Once you’ve met and gotten to know Lemieux — did both a long time ago — it’s all downhill from there. Brilliant artists and musicians, by contrast, have always felt larger than life in my world.

This is ‘Dear God.’ It was XTC’s biggest hit.