Steelers PATs: Burned secondary, burned cash

DEJAN KOVACEVIC, DK ON PITTSBURGH SPORTS

CLEVELAND — These words, minus the one in brackets, came from the mouth of Mike Mitchell: “When we did what we were supposed to do, we kicked their [behinds]. They got us on a couple trick plays that really hurt us and got their momentum going.”

Which begs the obvious question. And no, not the one that asks who Mitchell is.

I’m talking about this one: Is there anyone on these Steelers that doesn’t subscribe to the theory that flying the plane successfully comes with the same value as landing it successfully?

My goodness.

Let’s get past the rhetoric — or whatever derisive term you’d attach to Mitchell’s remark — and look at actual performance:

Mitchell actually did have a decent showing, making three tackles but all with impact. One was a dynamic pass breakup over the middle that he made sure everyone in the stadium noticed afterward. Two others were tighter to the line.  His overall grade from Pro Football Focus was 2.2, trailing only Lawrence Timmons among all defenders.

So wonderful. Huzzah. Welcome to the franchise, right?

For the season, Mitchell’s PFF rating is 1.5, which places him 27th among all NFL safeties — Troy Polamalu’s 0.9 has him 32nd — and makes him basically average at his job. And upon a deeper look, his ranking drops to 38th when evaluated solely on pass coverage rather than, you know, making the plays right in front o him. That’s because he has zero interceptions and zero passes defensed.

I’ll repeat that: Zero, zero.

And if memory serves, the primary reason the Steelers targeted Mitchell with that five-year, $25 million contract out of free agency was that he’d restore a playmaking dimension to their secondary. Still waiting, obviously.

• No such muddy water when it comes to judging another five-year, $25 million contract Kevin Colbert and Mike Tomlin doled out this summer: Cortez Allen is beginning to look like the worst corner in the NFL.

Wait, this just in: He is the worst corner in the NFL.

After a minus-3.7 rating Sunday that was among the worst for any player in the league, Allen’s overall PFF ranking among corners fell to No. 103 in the league. Out of 103. He does have two picks and five passes defensed, but all that’s done is mask some of the softest coverage seen in these parts since … ah, I’m not even going to impugn those guys by citing them in this context. Suffice it to say that by game’s end Sunday, Allen actually looked completely satisfied to allow receivers to catch the ball, so long as they wouldn’t run past him.

Allen is a disaster.

Colbert’s summer is shaping up as a disaster.

• Meanwhile, Brice McCain, whose daring pick-6 won the game in Jacksonville and whose practice showings have drawn effusive praise from Tomlin, played only 13 snaps while Allen never left the field.

Bad coaching isn’t always about Xs and Os. Don’t forget that.

• I asked Willie Gay if a daylong burn like this — for the secondary as a whole, though Gay played pretty well — can result in becoming passive:

• It sadly says so much about the state of the Steelers that James Harrison’s workload was increased to exactly half the team’s snaps and that he graded out with the third-best performance and that I can barely recall a thing that he did.

• There are not enough glum words to describe the expression on Art Rooney II’s face as he walked through that locker room afterward. Hadn’t seen that since Tim Tebow.

• As noted in the game column, I liked nothing about Markus Wheaton’s showing, especially that it took 11 targets to get him four catches. A deeper look, however, reveals that I actually went easy on him. Those four catches to the receiver expected to become a big-play threat resulted in a total of minus-1 yards after the catch. Which is kind of like throwing to a statue, but only if the statue falls the wrong way on one of those plays. What’s more, Wheaton was never covered by Joe Haden, instead facing two corners — Buster Skrine and Justin Gilbert — who have struggled most of the season.

• Check this out from Cleveland coach Mike Pettine, on the topic of how much the Browns changed their defense from the opener to this game: “A little less pressure, I thought. We rushed four. I don’t know what our blitz totals were, but it wasn’t many.” I offer this only so that a) you can see how easy the Steelers’ offense is to defend schematically, as it echoes what was said by the Jaguars and b) for full appreciation of Maurkice Pouncey still getting beaten for three QB hurries. Not a good day.

• This was spoken by Jason Worilds at today’s media availability on the South Side: “The talent is there. That is not a question. It’s more so about everybody being accountable and consistent. I think for one reason or another we’ll have a lapse and those lapses will get you beat.” I happen to agree that the talent is there. I just happen to see the bulk of that talent on offense.

• Random thought: Think Kyle Shanahan, the Browns’ offensive coordinator, wouldn’t rather have Ben Roethlisberger as his QB over Brian Hoyer? Or Antonio Brown over Miles Austin? Or Le’Veon Bell over Ben Tate? Well, Shanahan still outscored Todd Haley, 31-10.